The Caterpillar is a private man
He sits on a Mushroom, and puffs, puffs, puffs
Away on his hookah. Fat and quiet, a perfect gentleman.
When asked a question, he gives no direct answer.

Beware of him.

The Cheshire Cat's a spy
Always watching in the trees
Appearing out of shadows to steal you with a grin
The Cheshire Cat's a spy, knows the game's secrets. And how to win:

The Cheshire cat's a spy
Beware of him.

The Hatter is a thief
His riddles make off with your mind
And the dormouse trips you when you walk in

Look out Alice, look out
The only one you can trust here is yourself